Football Quotes

[Ark Royal]

"We're going to win 6-4 today."

Me (and several people will back this up, including TB) - just before entering St James Park to see Exeter v Reading in October '93.

[Terminal Boardom]

"We're going to win 6-4 today."

Me (and several people will back this up, including TB) - just before entering St James Park to see Exeter v Reading in October '93.

Very true. I was very ill that day but still made it. When Ark made that prediction I told him to oxf*rd off as it was so ridiculous.

[TheMaraudingDog]

When he first took over at United the fiery Scot eloquently stated that his primary target was to “knock Liverpool off their f*cking perch, and you can quote me on that.”

[M-U-R-T-Y]

"I personally think referees should be wired up to a couple of electrodes and they should be allowed to make three mistakes before you run 50,000 volts through their genitals." John Gregory

[rg6royal]

"I personally think referees should be wired up to a couple of electrodes and they should be allowed to make three mistakes before you run 50,000 volts through their genitals." John Gregory

[soggy biscuit]

'great, tell him he’s Pele, and get him back on'
John Lambie, Partick Thistle Manager, when told his concussed striker did not know who he was

[Dirk Gently]

Reporter to Newcastle’s Shola Ameobi: ‘Do you have a nickname?’
Ameobi: ‘No, not really’
Reporter: ‘What do the lads call you?’
Ameobi: ‘Shola’
Reporter: ‘So what does Bobby Robson call you?’
Ameobi: ‘Carl Cort.’

[Whore Jackie]

On a similar vein...

Bobby Robson: 'Hello, Bobby.'
Bryan Robson: 'I'm Bryan, you're Bobby.'

RIP.

[LoyalRoyalFan]

" That's why you don't see Michael Dubbery playing left wing. "

[YateleyRoyal]

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word?"
Strachan: "Velocity"