Nicest Men in Football

[Ferris]

Jim Magilton

[Silver Fox]

John Terry

I was going to post the same, but realised Geekins had already done the whole "post a name of someone horrid in a comedy style"

[soggy biscuit]

Jim Magilton
Diego Simeone
Cristiano Ronaldo
Diego Maradona

[LUX]

to be fair, not-Kes could just have easily said Ballack, Cashley, Drogba, Lampard (etc) for the same ironic effect, SF. Quite a portfolio of cahunts at the Bridge

[Seal]

I've worked with a load of footballers over the last couple of years, so have a few insights...

John Barnes - Legend
Gary Lineker - miserable c@nt
Frank Lampard - Professional but dull
John Terry - pleasant yet unnerving
Paul Parker - Dull
Ian Wright - Pain in the ass but fun
Jimmy FH - Top guy, very nice
Andy Johnson - Thick as sh1t
Danny Sturridge - Suprisingly articulate and pleasant
Jimmy Bullard - Just like you'd imagine him to be, great laugh
David James - absolute gentleman
Andy Gray - loves the lash
Jamie Redknapp - disappointly enough, a nice guy, mrs is a bit of a b1tch
Stuart Peace - top guy, very funny, actually quite charming
Joe Cole - nice but doesn't really have a clue what's going on

So based on my experience, John Barnes is football's nicest man.

[Ferris]

Danny Sturridge - Suprisingly articulate and pleasant

Racist

[Zammo]

John Salako. Top top bloke.

[papereyes]

Danny Sturridge - Suprisingly articulate and pleasant

Racist

Well, he didn't mug him so that's a start

[willz_royal]

Seal, what do you do that gets you up close with these stars?

[No Fixed Abode]

to be fair, not-Kes could just have easily said Ballack, Cashley, Drogba, Lampard (etc) for the same ironic effect, SF. Quite a portfolio of cahunts at the Bridge

bite

They're footballers - not murderers, so just relax.

[LUX]

oh yeah.

Sorry.

[Jackson Corner]

Shaka has to be the nicest player I have ever meet. Not that I have meet that many. A lot of players from our 93-95 side were top blokes. Dylon Kerr, Macca, Mick Gooding, Archie, Parky, Always had time for a chat and an autograph.

[Seal]

Seal, what do you do that gets you up close with these stars?

Sports marketing - we represent some of them and do commercial deals on behalf of brands for others, in addition doing some work for the FA and some clubs.

[royalsontour1871]

Marlon King!!!!

[Seal]

Danny Sturridge - Suprisingly articulate and pleasant

Racist

Well, he didn't mug him so that's a start

No no no, he did mug me, he was just nice about and very well spoken.

[Nick Shorey my Lord!]

Shaka everytime.