What do Steven Gerrard and Franck Ribery have in common?

[Messiah]

Why on earth would you feel you have to move abroad just because you cheated on your mrs with a 16 year old of legal consent, and she's pregnant. So what. The papers will make a storm out of it, but he's got broad shoulders. Just get on with it.

His mrs cheating (for at least the second time allegedly) makes them as bad as each other, and she's also supposed to be a hige coke head.

By the sounds of it, he's well rid anyway.

[Stranded]

Because it gives him an excuse to get the hell out of Liverpool and test himself in a different league.

[Focher]

Focher sports news understands that the player in question is not the guilty party, its another high profile England player

[cmonurz]

Ribery's alleged conquest.

[Smoking Kills Dancing Doe]

Fantastic.

Hope the Gerrard story is true too, just cements his reputation as an utter legend...

[Messiah]

Focher sports news understands that the player in question is not the guilty party, its another high profile England player

Please be Rooney!

[Focher]

Focher sports news understands that the player in question is not the guilty party, its another high profile England player

Please be Rooney!

Apparently, well only saying that to keep the mods happy, its a very very well known Chelsea player

[SpaceCruiser]

Focher sports news understands that the player in question is not the guilty party, its another high profile England player

Please be Rooney!

I don't want it to be Rooney. In fact, I don't want it to be any other England player. Oh, apart from Gary Neville and Paul Scholes.

[Focher]

oh sorry i forgot to mention its a Chelsea and England player

[Royal Lady]

oh sorry i forgot to mention its a Chelsea and England player

I hope it's not Christine Bleakley's boyfriend.

[Focher]

oh sorry i forgot to mention its a Chelsea and England player

I hope it's not Christine Bleakley's boyfriend.

dont worry RL its not, lets just say that nobody will be suprised, and his initials are not AC.

[Stranded]

Its Jake Taylor isn't it.

[cmonurz]

Ross Turnbull, that naughty boy.

[Messiah]

oh sorry i forgot to mention its a Chelsea and England player

I hope it's not Christine Bleakley's boyfriend.

dont worry RL its not, lets just say that nobody will be suprised, and his initials are not AC.

So he has previous for cheating? Please please please be Terry.

[Wax Jacket]

all this shagging by Terry and Cole is such a blatant front, Terry is the biggest bummer I've ever heard squeak his effeminate way through an interview

[SpaceCruiser]

So he has previous for cheating? Please please please be Terry.

There's something quite sad about a man being desperate for a certain celebrity to be involved in a scandal.

I suggest that you suck in a sandwich bag now, Jay.

[cmonurz]

Spacey, your post above is an example of why you can never quibble with those who 'offend' you.

[Tredder]

Spacey, your post above is an example of why you can never quibble with those who 'offend' you.

'greed

Grow up Spaceloser

[Silver Fox]

all this shagging by Terry and Cole is such a blatant front, Terry is the biggest bummer I've ever heard squeak his effeminate way through an interview

Seems as good a place as any for this

[Messiah]

Never tire of seeing that