CONFIMRED - Deniss Rakels

[Winston Smith]

Any truth in the rumour he wrestles crocodiles to keep fit?

[3points]

the more I see of this guy, the more I like him

Has he got some strange contact lenses in?

Shit watch. Obviously not paid much. Can't even afford a Tag

[3points]

My favourite goal of his

Like Vydra should have been but £2m cheaper, no wonder the 'scouts' wanted him ...

If it works out and he gets us to the playoffs then that will be the best £400k ever spent - even if he doesn't stay.

With marking like that I reckon Brian's mum could have scored that

[Nameless]

Any truth in the rumour he wrestles crocodiles to keep fit?

Just the warmup before he swims out to find the killer whales

[AthleticoSpizz]

Now show it to your wife

I did she said he looked evil. Which I think is a trifle harsh.

which is her way of saying that she is dripping at the loins.......not dripping at the Leon


.....I guess

[Steve_Upper_West]

He wasn't created. He emerged from a bubbling swamp in the middle of the Latvian wilderness having slept for a thousand years waiting until the Royals needed him....

[leon]

Any truth in the rumour he wrestles crocodiles to keep fit?

Just the warmup before he swims out to find the killer whales and bum them until they love him

[RG7Fan]

Like Vydra should have been but £2m cheaper, no wonder the 'scouts' wanted him ...

If it works out and he gets us to the playoffs then that will be the best £400k ever spent - even if he doesn't stay.

With marking like that I reckon Brian's mum could have scored that

True - but :
(a) have you seen our marking lately?
(b) how many times have we missed from an opportunity like that?

[Ian Royal]

Like Vydra should have been but £2m cheaper, no wonder the 'scouts' wanted him ...

If it works out and he gets us to the playoffs then that will be the best £400k ever spent - even if he doesn't stay.

With marking like that I reckon Brian's mum could have scored that

True - but :
(a) have you seen our marking lately?
(b) how many times have we missed from an opportunity like that?

Very few.

[Rusty royal]

the more I see of this guy, the more I like him

Has he got some strange contact lenses in?

Shit watch. Obviously not paid much. Can't even afford a Tag

That's on his ankle

[Wokingham via Waterloo]

Christ. If Brian grows a beard we can run our own Breaking Bad re-enactments...

[TBM]

Has been playing RW a lot this season too

So maybe useful out wide whilst McCleary is out

[Sutekh]

He ain't no Billy Whitehurst

[Nameless]

Has been playing RW a lot this season too

So maybe useful out wide whilst McCleary is out

Not while HRK is on form out on the right !

[PistolPete]

He wasn't created. He emerged from a bubbling swamp in the middle of the Latvian wilderness having slept for a thousand years waiting until the Royals needed him....

[John Smith]

He will look good in African violet

[Pepe the Horseman]

He's gonna lose his shit when they tell him he has to wear that.

[Winston Smith]

He has been given special dispensation to only wear his shorts and on his top half he will have smeared the blood of the animal that he caught and ate for his pre match meal

[Royal Ginger]

Just saw his interview on player. I wasn't aware he doesn't speak English. Given Hurtado's failure that's a bit of a worry. What if a regular English word sounds like something offensive in Latvian? He might kill someone useful.

[RoyallyFcuked]

Prepared to bet this guy has nothing on Orlando but at the age of 23 still has plenty of time to develop and improve. Can't really judge him until we see him on the pitch.

We won't bring anyone else in now