Your picture with the trophy!

[Silver Fox]

What a bellend, although to be fair he's only writing what folks on here are saying, as incapable as he is of independent thought

Oh and anyone who says they "choked into their cornflakes" should be struck off as a journalist

[Stuka]

The man needs to get a grip on reality. What a tool.

He should go on holiday to Mogadishu or somewhere and get a bit of perspective of the world before writing such crap.

[winchester_royal]

Jonny Fordham - The People's Champion!

[TBM]

lol, did Nick Ive used to get so much crap from everyone on here?

[Royal With Cheese]

lol, did Nick Ive used to get so much crap from everyone on here?

Don't think so, but the Araft clique did gang rape Clive Baskerville after he inadvertantly revealed he was Surrey Royal.

[Bowman's Quiver]

Going back to the Championship trophy, yeah it’s £15 and unlikely many of us will take up this gracious offer but Fordham has written such a bitchy little article here, he comes across like some massive grievance has occurred, the shattering of the covenant between Reading Football Club and its fans. Oh no!



http://www.getreading.co.uk/sport/footb ... _promotion

So tell me Jonny. How much do Trinty Mirror charge for prints of photo's taken by staff photographers that appear in the Post?

[urz13]

Fordham is hilarious. Tries to find out things and fails. Tries to report other rumours, and fails. Tries to help the fans out, and fails.

[Alan Partridge]

Just love this, never get bored of it. Absolute GIMPS

[robinsfriday]

Just love this, never get bored of it. Absolute GIMPS

It's hypnotic. The guy on the right SO knows he's on the telly... man up for the cameras mate

[Barry the bird boggler]

For those going to the "event" tomorrow, Brian will be down there at around a quarter to 11 for those who want to have their piccy taken with him and get his autograph and harangue him about signing Gylfi

[Z175]

Thanks to Fordham, Brian has to spend his sunny saturday at work, whoring himself to all and sundry.

- Photo with Brian - free
- Photo with you and Brian and the trophy - £15
- 1 Transfer Question to Brian - £20
- Pint with Brian in hotel - £50 + your buying
- Making love to Brian -£250
- Photograph of you making love to Brian - £265.
- Parking £5.

[Royal Lady]

Thanks to Fordham, Brian has to spend his sunny saturday at work, whoring himself to all and sundry.

- Photo with Brian - free
- Photo with you and Brian and the trophy - £15
- 1 Transfer Question to Brian - £20
- Pint with Brian in hotel - £50 + your buying
- Making love to Brian -£250
- Photograph of you making love to Brian - £265.
- Parking £5.

[Jackson Corner]

Thanks to Fordham, Brian has to spend his sunny saturday at work, whoring himself to all and sundry.

- Photo with Brian - free
- Photo with you and Brian and the trophy - £15
- 1 Transfer Question to Brian - £20
- Pint with Brian in hotel - £50 + your buying
- Making love to Brian -£250
- Photograph of you making love to Brian - £265.
- Parking £5.

Plus VAT

[Compo's Hat]

Sky Sports News were also on hand, and they spoke to both Brian and individual supporters.

The first fan they caught up with had recently had a Premier League tattoo done on his arm just above a large Reading badge - so he fully deserves any exposure on national TV!

Oh dear!!!

[SLAMMED]

Thanks to Fordham, Brian has to spend his sunny saturday at work, whoring himself to all and sundry.

- Photo with Brian - free
- Photo with you and Brian and the trophy - £15
- 1 Transfer Question to Brian - £20
- Pint with Brian in hotel - £50 + your buying
- Making love to Brian -£250
- Photograph of you making love to Brian - £265.
- Parking £5.

What if you want a picture of you making love to Brian on top of the trophy in the car park while whispering sweet transfer requests into his ear?

[Royal With Cheese]

Thanks to Fordham, Brian has to spend his sunny saturday at work, whoring himself to all and sundry.

- Photo with Brian - free
- Photo with you and Brian and the trophy - £15
- 1 Transfer Question to Brian - £20
- Pint with Brian in hotel - £50 + your buying
- Making love to Brian -£250
- Photograph of you making love to Brian - £265.
- Parking £5.

What if you want a picture of you making love to Brian on top of the trophy in the car park while whispering sweet transfer requests into his ear?

[Royal With Cheese]

FTR - I had one of these. It is just as impressive as the picture suggests. My youngest could have drawn a better picture on the front.