Ollie, its Thursday....

[M4 Junction 11]

Do you have a sister? If so, have you ever kissed her, you know, romantically?

is this the sort of thing that goes on in SE London

[Dirk Gently]

Have you ever felt the urge to capture Flash Gordon?

[Forbury Lion]

Do you have a special satelite dish at home that can pick up domestic US Tv? - If so, Can you tape series 3 of Lost for me?

[Barry the bird boggler]

Time for the heavyweight questions......

Red or blue bounties

What's your favourite hen, man; Rhode Island Red, Asturian Painted Hen or Foghorn Leghorn?

Do you or Stacky have the biggest gloves?

What's the best prank one of the other players have ever played on you and how did you get them back.

Last season, how did you pass the time in goal seeing as other teams rarely got near us, seriously how do you keep concentration when the ball doesn't come your way much.

It's the xmas disco and the scheduled entertainment have saved themselves embarrassment by not turning up. In the back room you find a karaoke machine, with which gun to you 'send to a better world'; Walther PPK, Winchester 73 or that old Magnum you've not told anyone about?

What plans do you have when you retire, will you return to the US or stay in this country, will you go into management or coaching?

Why do goalkeepers rarely go on to become managers?

Would you consider becoming a pub landlord? After a while you could say you've been tipped over the bar.

What's your favourite seat in the Mad Stad?

What, if anything, do you like about the British Isles?

[M4 Junction 11]

Is it easy for the players to get tickets for their families for the Reading games?

[RFC Steve]

An americanized question for Marcus:


If you were a cookie what cookie would you be?

[Forbury Lion]

Are your hand insured? If so, How much for and is that fully comp or just third party fire and theft?

[mydak]

are you really dave draiman?

[Memories Of India]

3 - Who does Bobby support?

I bet you thought of that on your own.

[Memories Of India]

What's your favourite hen, man; Rhode Island Red, Asturian Painted Hen or Foghorn Leghorn?

Pathetic.

Question for Marcus: what's your favourite Hahnemann? Hahnemann Medical University in Philadelphia, Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman, or former Seattle Pacific University student Amanda Hahnemann?

[TFF]

Is it true that your wife "wears the trousers" seeing as you were the only player not to go to Windsor to celebrate promotion to the Premiership?

And what's this we hear about you demanding Marcus come home and not party in Windsor?

"I absolutely did not tell him he couldn't go out! In fact, I said go out!

"He came home and the boys were still awake, super-excited and it's hard to then say 'I'm leaving, bye'. And a lot of our neighbours came round, so it was hard for him to leave for that reason."




Marcus,

What's it like to wake up and find Maggie Philbinat the breakfast table?

[M4 Junction 11]

Would you have saved this penalty?

[The 17 Bus]

As a local resident, do you approve of the one way IDR?

[G Force 1871]

Which moment for you, was the best experience of last season?

A) Confirmed promotion after the Leicester Game?
B) The pitch invasion after the Derby Game?
C) Lifting the trophy after the QPR Game?
D) The Parade through the Town?
E) A.N.Other

[Madjic]

If instead of coming to Reading to have one more crack at making it as a top flight keeper you'd have gone home to the states, what do you think you'd be doing now?


Do you wish Tim would just get on with asking you the questions instead of constantly saying he's got lots of texts, e-mails and phone calls to get through?

[Memories Of India]

Do you wish Tim would just get on with asking you the questions instead of constantly saying he's got lots of texts, e-mails and phone calls to get through?

ALOL

[M4 Junction 11]

A question in three parts. Earlier this week a tabloid newspaper (mis)quoted Sidwell as saying ALAN PARDEW would have wiped the floor with Arsene Wenger if Sunday's touchline bust-up had turned violent.
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Q1/ Have you ever been misquoted by the tabloid press and do you think the Reading players need to be more careful what they say to the press now that we're in the Premiership?
Q2/ Who would win in a fair fight Alan Pardew or Arsene Wenger?
Q3/ Do you think Coppell's cellebrations in the dug-out could ever get him into trouble with the opposition manager?
Royals boycott The Daily Mirror.

[Dangerous]

3 - Who does Bobby support?

I bet you thought of that on your own.

[Turns8]

On away trips who is your 'roomy' and if it was Stack and is now Federici, who is the most annoying and why?

On the coach to away games how do you pass the time, do you make sure you have a haynes manual for the correct coach just in case it breaks down and you can fix it like you did last year on the way to hull!!!

My car needs an MOT is that something you could do for me on your next day off? How much would you charge?

[M4 Junction 11]

If you were to vote for someone connected with Reading F.C. as the BBC South Sports Personality of the year who would it be?