Sack the board!

[Royal With Cheese]

I'm personally worried that I am stupid

Why would it worry you?

[Toxteth O'Grady (USA)]

I'd rip my own bollocks off for 16th guaranteed next season.

Mr Ella, if we get 16th (or above) next season I would take those bollocks and send them to Ant & Dec and let a b-list "celeb" eat them in the Jungle.

[Mr Irascible]

I'm personally worried that I am stupid

You should also be upset that as a Yorkshire based fan the tykes from Barnsley are top!

[Yorkshire Royal]

Rather confusingly I now live in Stafford and work in Stoke. Stafford is a strange mix of somewhere between Wokingham and Reading, nice enough I suppose. Stoke is, without doubt, the worst city in the country. And that includes Hull.

[SCIAG]

Rather confusingly I now live in Stafford and work in Stoke. Stafford is a strange mix of somewhere between Wokingham and Reading, nice enough I suppose. Stoke is, without doubt, the worst city in the country. And that includes Hull.

Whitley?

yes I know Whitley isn't a city...

[Mr Irascible]

Well Wolves are the biggest improved team!

[westongeezer]

Well Wolves are the biggest improved team!

Oh yeah? .......................................

[Mr Irascible]

18th already!

[Sun Tzu]

On the subject of big names (I did get that bit) I think that Sir Steve should sign Jan Venegoor of Hesselink - can't get bigger than that. That would shut some people up.

He and Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink would be immense.

Not signing Forbes Phillipson-Masters was always going to come back to haunt us in the 'big name' stakes....

[Franchise FC]

Should've signed Frank Large in the 70's - now that is a big name.

[MeMeMe]

God bless her and all who sailed in her.... sinking to the bottom faster than the Titanic.

I have absolutely no faith in the manegement team anymore. Brenda 'talks' an awful 'talk' in the press, "five year cycles", "it will eventually pay off", "fans need patience", insulting offers for players despite having couped millions by selling our best players. Deciding we can make do with our youth team. Compared to Coppell, Brenda is a youth player himself and boy is shows.

Glug Glug !

[Terminal Boardom]

Whereas this was tongue in cheek when initially opened, this is the only way forward for the club.

We have made a right horlicks over the TS transfer to the extent that the number one choice of our young, inexperienced manager, has chosen to ply his trade elsewhere.

Hammond is responsible for transfers. This has failed miserably. Time to get your coat Squeaky. Piss off!

Nigel Howe. WTF is Nigel Howe? What does he do apart from drive an Aston Martin with a personalised number plate? Time to get your coat whatever function it is you perform. Ah yes, I have remembered what you do. You suck up to Sir John Egoman! You polish his halo amongst other things. Go on Howe, Piss off!!!

Ian Wood-Smith. Why? Who? Another ego polisher. Piss off!!!!!

Sir John Egoman. All you have ever done is loaned money to the club at extortionate rates of interest. And then lined your pockets when the fancy has taken you. You don't care about football let alone this football club. It has only ever been a means to stroke your ego. Everything about you is plastic. Without this football club how well known would you be? Who would have heard of you outside the Thames Valley? You have taken more out of this club than you have put in and no doubt have ven more to take out. Go on you stupid old coot. Piss off!!!!!

[Deathy]

Don't be so negative. There's always tomoROFLROFLow. Plenty of time to sign some unknowns...

[Terminal Boardom]

Don't be so negative. There's always tomoROFLROFLow. Plenty of time to sign some unknowns...

Does Irving Gernon still play football?

[Deathy]

Don't be so negative. There's always tomoROFLROFLow. Plenty of time to sign some unknowns...

Does Irving Gernon still play football?

I was hopeful of us getting Michael Meaker and Carl Asaba in actually.

[yuomi]

Don't be so negative. There's always tomoROFLROFLow. Plenty of time to sign some unknowns...

Does Irving Gernon still play football?

I was hopeful of us getting Michael Meaker and Carl Asaba in actually.

+1 meaks would know what to do.

acutally, trevor morley is punditting in norway, chip in and well get him on the DFDS to newcastle. he can meet us at the oakwell on saturday...

[Terminal Boardom]

Don't be so negative. There's always tomoROFLROFLow. Plenty of time to sign some unknowns...

Does Irving Gernon still play football?

I was hopeful of us getting Michael Meaker and Carl Asaba in actually.

Asaba I can tolerate. Meaker however...

[SLAMMED]

I'm sure Hobnob FC could spare a few players.

[Mr Irascible]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/default.stm

The season has yet to start and already we are 16th and flirting with relegation!

Gosh! Now I know how a Newcastle fan feels!

Did you check the BBC website every day for the last three weeks waiting to roll out this joke?

And I have done it again...20th already, even worse than last year!

[Royalwaster]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/default.stm

The season has yet to start and already we are 16th and flirting with relegation!

Gosh! Now I know how a Newcastle fan feels!

Did you check the BBC website every day for the last three weeks waiting to roll out this joke?

And I have done it again...20th already, even worse than last year!

Bring back Brendan!