BBC Berks Sportsweek Fri 5 Oct

[cheeryoleary]

Steve,

When you wake up in the morning, open your curtains, and look outside your window, do you always think its Spring?

If so, I suggest that you have second season syndrome.

Cheers then
Cheery

[TFF]

Steve,

are you planning any special measures to deal with Callum Angelo? Although he's not scored for eight games Warbury manager Nick Jarvis says he'll be starting against us and if he was you he'd be worried.

Yours,


Sun reader Simon from Shinfield.

P.S Ollie, what happened to the footie fone-in?

[Forbury Lion]

Steve
Assuming you have two sons, Would you insist that the second one joins the navy?

If this is the case you clearly have second sea son syndrome.

Regards
Dangerous Dan Davis from Taplow

[Forbury Lion]

In my opinion the second season of Prison Break wasn't up to the high standards of the first. Is this a load of nonsence?

Regards
Michael Schofield, Fox River.

[Royal Lady]

Steve,

When preparing dinner for your missus, do you apply herbs and or spices to the meat, seal it, then forget you have applied said herbs and or spices before applying some more before serving?

If so, I suggest that you have second season syndrome.

Cheers then
Cheery

Very good!

[cheeryoleary]

Steve,

Have you ever been hypnotised and found you have regressed to a former life in the capitol of the mighty Roman Empire some 2100 years ago where you tried to fool people by pretending to be their leader?

If so, I should imagine that you made a few locals exclaim "SECOND CAESAR'S IN ROME!"

Cheers then
Cheery

[Compo's Hat]

Steve,

Have you been to Las Vagas twice and if so are you suffering from second Caesar's (Palace) syndrome?

Yours

CoMURKEDpo

[Barry the bird boggler]

Steve

If you managed a team who were struggling in its division after a successful first attempt then it could be said that thats because its just the way things happen sometimes and, clearly, every season is hard.

[TFF]

Steve,

you have gone on record with your views on the 'big' clubs buying all the football talent and loaning them out to gain experience. I believe you've also stated that you feel loans should not be allowed within the same division (Ben Foster as Watford a case in point).

Would your principles stand in the way of us taking, for instance, a Justin Hoyte or would you take advantage of the loan system as it is?

Thanks,


Madeleine Bowden, London

[Barry the bird boggler]

Steve

A chap I know called Steven (don't worry, no relation), who lived on top of the Palatine Hill, was convinced by his sister that if he were to install a 20 million candlepower lighting system on the outside of his house it would instantly make him more attractive to women.

Therefore once could say the SHE CONNED, STEVEN SUNNED ROME


There, beat that one for appallingness.....

[TFF]

Steve,

Holly or Fearne?

[Forbury Lion]

Is it true that you bang on a sin drum when you want the missus to pop up stairs into the bedroom?

If you want seconds, do you bang the same drum or do you have a second session sin drum?

Regards
Stephen Hawking

[cheeryoleary]

Steve,

Did you know that the word Syndrome is derived from the Greek word Sundromos. Sun meaning Running, and Drome meaning Together.

Might I suggest that the cause of all this years setbacks are down to the team all having the runs at the same time.

If so, you might want to purchase a few of these from me off 'that famous auction site' that due to the unique way the BBC is funded, can not directly advertise:



Cheers
then

[g]

Dear Mr. Coppell,

At the end of last season you said the club wasn't prepared for European competition
and one of the sole reasons you were against is that bringing quanity of
players in a short period of time could disrupt the squad. With two squad
players leaving in Seol and Sidwell, why have only 3 been signed?

Ted Hackett, Craggy Island

[g]

Greetings Steve Coppell,

Could you please recall Scott Davies as his impact on Aldershot Town is going to disrupt
the outcome of the league, and I know how you are against loan signings, or send him to Torquay.

Manuel from Barcelona currently residing in Torquay.

[cheeryoleary]

Steve,

If you find yourself buying a drink for a laydee, and order a Cuba Libre, check carefully as to whether the barman has made the drink properly.

Point out any mistakes made such as the barman forgetting to add Cola, Ice and a slice.

If however you've got things terribly wrong, and everything is as it should be, I suggest that you quickly say something like:

"Just a second see son, 's in da rum already"

Cheers then
Cheery

[g]

To Sir Coppell with love,

With over 20 years experience in coaching between yourself, Wally Downes and
others behind the doors, why has such an oversight on squad depth
on the right midfield been able to occur? Seol said he wanted out,
Little is injury prone, and Henry doesn't seem to be ready.

Lou Lu from Plimpstockton

[Upper West Ginger]

Steve,

Do the long winter nights get you down?
There's a recognised medical condition where people get depressed by lack of sunlight - Icelanders are particularly prone to it.
It's called something like
Sick Unseen Sun Syndrome.

Jeff - going into hiding!

[cheeryoleary]

Steve,

Might I suggest that you splash out on a fine new watch such as a Rolex or a Cartier.

You don't want any Italian lifestyle journo hack asking which watch you are wearing only to have to respond with "It's a Sekonda, See Son"

Cheers then
Cheery

[g]

Dear Steve,

It seems we have a problem conceding goals. Even more so at the start of the second half. What is being done to fix the problem?

Joey Howitt, Liverpool