What would you most like to hear over the P.A.?

crossie · by **crossie** » 30 Oct 2007 20:36

Mrs Butler wrote:haha

That does still make me laugh..

I knew what i meant at the time

and what exactly did you mean?

Readingfanman · by **Readingfanman** » 30 Oct 2007 21:06

Mrs Butler wrote:haha

That does still make me laugh..

I knew what i meant at the time

What's average?

RoyalBird · by **RoyalBird** » 30 Oct 2007 21:31

For those who were at the FA Cup game against Birmingham two seasons ago:

'Will Mr Brown (can't remember his name so that'll do) please find the nearest steward, as your wife has gone into labour'

Mrs Butler · by **Mrs Butler** » 31 Oct 2007 08:17

Readingfanman wrote:
Mrs Butler wrote:haha

That does still make me laugh..

I knew what i meant at the time
What's average?

lol

Leave me alone

G'La · by **G'La** » 31 Oct 2007 12:54

Mrs Butler wrote:That Shane Long loves me and wants my babies

Impossible.... on both counts!

SWLR · by **SWLR** » 31 Oct 2007 13:28

Oi Oi its Ginger Roy!

Barry the bird boggler · by **Barry the bird boggler** » 31 Oct 2007 13:30

Tickets for our Champions League Final against Liverpool at Wembley will go on sale to season tickets holders at 9am on ....

Barry the bird boggler · by **Barry the bird boggler** » 31 Oct 2007 13:31

Please welcome our trio of new signings; John Terry, Steven Gerrard and Ronaldo

Geekins · by **Geekins** » 31 Oct 2007 15:55

working class hero wrote:'Get into 'em'

to which we all reply.....

ATTACK ATTACK..... ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK !

Hugo Boss · by **Hugo Boss** » 01 Nov 2007 08:58

"Staying 'til the end is for gayers - Feel free to leave at any point"

Hampshire Royal · by **Hampshire Royal** » 01 Nov 2007 12:45

"Please welcome again the cheerleaders from the Dallas Cowboys. We'd like to apologise to those people who might have been offended when the costume of one of the girls fell off at the last home game."

bb0118 · by **bb0118** » 01 Nov 2007 13:13

My Golden Gamble numbers.. for once!

Barry the bird boggler · by **Barry the bird boggler** » 01 Nov 2007 13:19

"The female strippers that are providing today's half time entertainment are hoping you all give generously...."

Kes · by **Kes** » 01 Nov 2007 13:43

"Would the Reading fans that do the gay diving action followed by the song 'divers' after everytime an apponent gets fouled or falls over please meat at the Wynford Arms after the game"

Behindu · by **Behindu** » 01 Nov 2007 13:57

Kes wrote:"Would the Reading fans that do the gay diving action followed by the song 'divers' after everytime an apponent gets fouled or falls over please meat at the Wynford Arms after the game"

''Where Didier will once again be performing in cabaret.''

LWJ · by **LWJ** » 01 Nov 2007 14:55

RoyalBird wrote:For those who were at the FA Cup game against Birmingham two seasons ago:

'Will Mr Brown (can't remember his name so that'll do) please find the nearest steward, as your wife has gone into labour'

yeah that was funny

Kes · by **Kes** » 01 Nov 2007 16:32

Behindu wrote:
Kes wrote:"Would the Reading fans that do the gay diving action followed by the song 'divers' after everytime an apponent gets fouled or falls over please meat at the Wynford Arms after the game"
''Where Didier will once again be performing in cabaret.''

Agathe?

cmonurz · by **cmonurz** » 01 Nov 2007 16:34

''Where Didier will once again be performing in cabaret.''

Kes · by **Kes** » 01 Nov 2007 18:04

cmonurz wrote:''Where Didier will once again be performing in cabaret.''

Deschamps?

who are ya? · by **who are ya?** » 01 Nov 2007 18:12

"If you are over the age of 15, wear a replica shirt over your jumper and caught dancing to Tom Hark will result in a life ban and possibly a public hanging"

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