Inevitabilities for Saturday

[Garrincha]

34 (ish).

Of the 24,251 in the crowd, 18,864 will be wearing Man U shirts under their coats!

[NWL Royal]

35 - The vicar of dibley steward in Y25/Y26 will have a runny nose

[Dirk Gently]

37 (perhaps) - Despite the number of goals we've shipped recently, and the number that Man Utd have scored, the bookies in the Lower West will still have 8-1 on "No goal scorer."

[NWL Royal]

38 - There will be a chinese female in the South Stand with a top spec. Samsung camera, She will be smiling for 89 of the 90 minutes.

[TFF]

39 - We'll be first on MOTD but there will be outrage at the ManUcentric coverage.

[Tilehurst Mike]

21. Quite a few people with Season Tickets won't know how to operate the card readers with then and also won't know where their Season Ticket seats are.

Brilliant/hilarious and so true!!

[West Stand Flash]

21. Quite a few people with Season Tickets won't know how to operate the card readers with then and also won't know where their Season Ticket seats are.

Brilliant/hilarious and so true!!

TBH - Whenever we go to our seats & SDR is leading the way, he always goes to the row behind & I have to redirect him Knob.

[3 veesinarow]

Katie Marsden will appear on here twenty minutes after the final whistle, gleefully reporting how he's just learnt from a mate at the ground that just four black-clad United managed to run 18000 Reading.

[ankeny]

After their seventh goal,most of us will be on the A33 by 4.30

[Rawlie19]

After their seventh goal,most of us will be on the A33 by 4.30

That will happen if it's 0-7 or 0-1 to be honest.

[Badger Finger]

21. Quite a few people with Season Tickets won't know how to operate the card readers with then and also won't know where their Season Ticket seats are.

Brilliant/hilarious and so true!!

TBH - Whenever we go to our seats & SDR is leading the way, he always goes to the row behind & I have to redirect him Knob.

You've seen the light?

[RoyalBlue]

33 - A fat bloke from the West Stand will win £170 on play your shirts right

Have they changed frequency then?

No wonder no one can pick up the signal!!

[West Stand Flash]

Brilliant/hilarious and so true!!

TBH - Whenever we go to our seats & SDR is leading the way, he always goes to the row behind & I have to redirect him Knob.

You've seen the light?

Nah I have always seen the light. Just funny that people on here are effected by the legend that is SDR so much...!

[Silver Fox]

40(?) Regardless of the score I'll have a pleasant day out with a few beers, realising that losing to Man United isn't the end of the world

41 Although I will probably be apoplectic at least once at a decision made by one or more of the officials

[1960]

25. The away end will sing more songs about Man City than they will about Man Utd.

And Liverpool.

[Tony Le Mesmer]

42. We will shoot towards to South stand 1st half (we had our once a year tuesday)
43. We will not score in the first 15 mins
44. All 9 goals will occur when im the toilet, waiting for 12 people to serve me one pie, or im just not looking
45. Despite following the team home and away for nearly 30 years i will be occused of being disloyal for leaving 5 mins before the end.

[When Hicks went up...]

46. Kits wont be rushin home early to avoid the traffic.

[T.R.O.L.I.]

40(?) Regardless of the score I'll have a pleasant day out with a few beers, realising that losing to Man United isn't the end of the world

41 Although I will probably be apoplectic at least once at a decision made by one or more of the officials

Ditto

[NWL Royal]

33 - A fat bloke from the West Stand will win £170 on play your shirts right

Have they changed frequency then?

No wonder no one can pick up the signal!!

Yea Yea.. typo

[Man Friday]

45. Despite following the team home and away for nearly 30 years i will be occused of being disloyal for leaving 5 mins before the end.

Not if it's a one-off. Why? Do you do it every game?