Steven Gerrard charged with assault

[Sarah Star]

LOL at

A nearby newsagent said: "My milkman told me that there were police officers and forensics outside the club at about 5.30am after a fight had taken place."
from 'The Guardian' article

[ayjaydee]

Is it true that Michael Shields is now wearing a "Free Stevie G" tee shirt?

[Stuka]

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
After lager he thinks he's 'ard,
Beats up DJs in Southport bars,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.

[jocombes]

rumour is now that his WAG is his lawyer

[rfcjoe]

rumour is now that his WAG is his lawyer

Rumour has it, RTFC, had over 30 people at their game the other day.

Can you confirm this?

[jocombes]

rumour is now that his WAG is his lawyer

Rumour has it, RTFC, had over 30 people at their game the other day.

Can you confirm this?

Thet didn't play the other day...........on the 27th away to Marlow only 22 people were at the game and I was one of them..........Reading Town thrahed them 6-0 wheyyyyy




























Other reports coming in that Steven Gerrard is going to leave Liverpool and become a DJ in southport!!!

[readingbedding]

Gerrard is a stupid knobjockey.

[Victor Meldrew]

Gerrard is a stupid knobjockey.

Takes one to know one?

[Victor Meldrew]

Is it true that Michael Shields is now wearing a "Free Stevie G" tee shirt?

[Victor Meldrew]

I wouldn't if I were you - remember the exploits of Londoners.....Terry Fenwick....

He's a geordie

Corrupted by Londoners when playing down South.

[PurpleTurtle]

Any truth in the rumour that he tried to win the entire fight single-handedly, before jumping in two footed, following up with a speculative but pointless sixty yard 'Hollywood' haymaker from the other side of the bar, before giving a load of verbals to the law and that stupid 'eh eh eh' frown that he always does?

I dare say somewhere in scouseland a shrine is already being erected.

[Victor Meldrew]

Any truth in the rumour that he tried to win the entire fight single-handedly, before jumping in two footed, following up with a speculative but pointless sixty yard 'Hollywood' haymaker from the other side of the bar, before giving a load of verbals to the law and that stupid 'eh eh eh' frown that he always does?

I dare say somewhere in scouseland a shrine is already being erected.

From your Avatar presumably you come from Caversham?
Most of us Reading folk used to refer to you as Notherners.

[rabidbee]

LOL at

A nearby newsagent said: "My milkman told me that there were police officers and forensics outside the club at about 5.30am after a fight had taken place."
from 'The Guardian' article

I did think that was the best "eye-witness" quote I'd read in ages.

[readingbedding]

Gerrard is a stupid knobjockey.

Takes one to know one?

ABH and affray, what a clever, young man.

[Victor Meldrew]

Gerrard is a stupid knobjockey.

Takes one to know one?

ABH and affray, what a clever, young man.

Blimey to get a conviction within 24 hours that takes some doing.
They also did well to get before magistrates and then assemble a jury and hear all the evidence at a higher court in such a short time.
Still with all that crime up North they are used to it whereas down South where everybody works and lives in peace and harmony,nobody claims benefits and drugs are only available at the chemists by prescription.............

[readingbedding]

So you know something that we don't?
I thought the Liverpool captain was arrested and charged with ABH and Affray, and he'll be in Court on January 23rd

Do me a favour, not that I thought Liverpool had the players good enough to win the title anyway - they don't.
But with the Liverpool captain being arrested with 6 others, spending a night in a cell, then being charged, I'm sure he's feeling very happy that this is a fantastic diversion from Liverpool's title challenge.

Silly boy, more pissed-up bollox from England players.
Police called at 2.30am - what a pro.

"We have big players here," Gerrard said. "If we keep playing like this then we will be there. This is the best team I have played with, but consistency is the key. If we want to stay top, we have got to deal with the pressure."

You couldn't make it up.

[Victor Meldrew]

So you know something that we don't?
I thought the Liverpool captain was arrested and charged with ABH and Affray, and he'll be in Court on January 23rd

Do me a favour, not that I thought Liverpool had the players good enough to win the title anyway - they don't.
But with the Liverpool captain being arrested with 6 others, spending a night in a cell, then being charged, I'm sure he's feeling very happy that this is a fantastic diversion from Liverpool's title challenge.

Silly boy, more pissed-up bollox from England players.
Police called at 2.30am - what a pro.

"We have big players here," Gerrard said. "If we keep playing like this then we will be there. This is the best team I have played with, but consistency is the key. If we want to stay top, we have got to deal with the pressure."

You couldn't make it up.

Sorry but I thought there was still something like "innocent until proven guilty" unlike the inference of your previous posting.
Also your categoric statement that they don't have players good enough to win the title rather flys in the face of what a growing number of pundits are now saying.
Stiil,obviously you know best because you don't even add the rider that it is just your opinion.

[readingbedding]

So you know something that we don't?
I thought the Liverpool captain was arrested and charged with ABH and Affray, and he'll be in Court on January 23rd

Do me a favour, not that I thought Liverpool had the players good enough to win the title anyway - they don't.
But with the Liverpool captain being arrested with 6 others, spending a night in a cell, then being charged, I'm sure he's feeling very happy that this is a fantastic diversion from Liverpool's title challenge.

Silly boy, more pissed-up bollox from England players.
Police called at 2.30am - what a pro.

"We have big players here," Gerrard said. "If we keep playing like this then we will be there. This is the best team I have played with, but consistency is the key. If we want to stay top, we have got to deal with the pressure."

You couldn't make it up.

Sorry but I thought there was still something like "innocent until proven guilty" unlike the inference of your previous posting.
Also your categoric statement that they don't have players good enough to win the title rather flys in the face of what a growing number of pundits are now saying.
Stiil,obviously you know best because you don't even add the rider that it is just your opinion.

Why do I have to say it's my opinion, if I'm the one making the opinion?

[jocombes]

He spent 21 hours hours in police custody, probably glad to get away from the wife!!!

[Victor Meldrew]

So you know something that we don't?
I thought the Liverpool captain was arrested and charged with ABH and Affray, and he'll be in Court on January 23rd

Do me a favour, not that I thought Liverpool had the players good enough to win the title anyway - they don't.
But with the Liverpool captain being arrested with 6 others, spending a night in a cell, then being charged, I'm sure he's feeling very happy that this is a fantastic diversion from Liverpool's title challenge.

Silly boy, more pissed-up bollox from England players.
Police called at 2.30am - what a pro.

"We have big players here," Gerrard said. "If we keep playing like this then we will be there. This is the best team I have played with, but consistency is the key. If we want to stay top, we have got to deal with the pressure."

You couldn't make it up.

Sorry but I thought there was still something like "innocent until proven guilty" unlike the inference of your previous posting.
Also your categoric statement that they don't have players good enough to win the title rather flys in the face of what a growing number of pundits are now saying.
Stiil,obviously you know best because you don't even add the rider that it is just your opinion.

Why do I have to say it's my opinion, if I'm the one making the opinion?

After as many as 4292 posts on here you might just have noticed that is what people do to differentiate from a fact.