'Pre-Match Entertainment?'

[Stuka]

But would that make you put down your beer and programme?

If you're going to have a beer to put down, the entertainment will need to be provided inside the concourses. Otherwise the entertainment will be watching a number of stewards descend on you.

Very true, but I was refering to

I didn't even notice it. Was too busy reading my programme and having a beer.

[cmonurz]

I didn't think you were directly questioning whether or not I would put my beer down - more whether or not I would choose to watch such half-time entertainment in the stadium (in general, no).