Calum Davenport

[The whole year inn]

out of intensive care

I'm sure far less people picked up knives to settle arguments 20 years ago. worrying

[BobKnows]

THE pregnant sister of stabbed soccer ace Calum Davenport mouthed "I love you" in court yesterday to the man accused of the attack.

Cara Davenport, 28, sported a black eye as she sat in the public gallery to show her support for Worrell Whitehurst, the father of her unborn child

oxf*rd hell, I've only just read the details of this case. She is going to grow old with some SERIOUS REGRETS

[Ian Royal]

She doesn't look like a total not right mentalist in that photo.

She looks quite sweet and friendly. Appearances can be very deceptive.

[frimmers]

"She looks quite sweet and friendly." -Ian Royal, are you serious?
Look again:

Clearly she looks like uneducated leopard-pattern-wearing white-trash scum and her choice of partner seems to confirm this.
This is the kind of woman that hangs around clubs at the early hours when normal people have gone home, and end up having six kids where at least three of them are fathered by different doormen from clubs all over the place.

you mean the sort you need to fuel your onanist sessions?

[soggy biscuit]

Davenport has been charged with assaulting his pregnant sister

[Kevin Doyles Right Foot]

realllY?

[cmonurz]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -legs.html

[Ian Royal]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1223581/Premiership-footballer-Calum-Davenport-charged-assaulting-woman-brawl-left-stabbed-legs.html

So, do we reckon:

a) He smacked her in the face so her boyfriend knifed him
b) He smacked her in the face so she knifed him and boyf takes the fall
c) He lashed out during the knifing and caught her in the face by accident
d) Her boyfriend smacked her in the face, Calum took offence, boyf knifed Calum. Sis is now blaming Calum for the smack to protect her darling boyf as she is a fricking mental.
e) other

[Kitson12]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1223581/Premiership-footballer-Calum-Davenport-charged-assaulting-woman-brawl-left-stabbed-legs.html

So, do we reckon:

a) He smacked her in the face so her boyfriend knifed him
b) He smacked her in the face so she knifed him and boyf takes the fall
c) He lashed out during the knifing and caught her in the face by accident
d) Her boyfriend smacked her in the face, Calum took offence, boyf knifed Calum. Sis is now blaming Calum for the smack to protect her darling boyf as she is a fricking mental.
e) other

I'm going with d)

[Smoking Kills Dancing Doe]

Love to be a fly on the wall in the Davenport house this Christmas....