The footballer gets arrested thread

[Alan Partridge]

I's gain dahn da road and I've hit the Friday night Corry 'ead on. And me toof's fallen aht.

Absolute Bellmont of the highest order.

[LWJ]

At least he was unable to drive away before the police turned up this time.

What happened last time?

[floyd__streete]

At least he was unable to drive away before the police turned up this time.

What happened last time?

He was able to drive away before the police turned up.

[LWJ]

At least he was unable to drive away before the police turned up this time.

What happened last time?

He was able to drive away before the police turned up.

[Terminal Boardom]

At least he was unable to drive away before the police turned up this time.

What happened last time?

Are you for real?

[M-U-R-T-Y]

Hopefully Sky sack the useless pundit.

[LWJ]

At least he was unable to drive away before the police turned up this time.

What happened last time?

Are you for real?

[sandman]

Sunderland's Bendtner and Cattermole bailed on suspicion of vandalising cars in Newcastle on December the 6th.

[Vision]

Sunderland's Bendtner and Cattermole bailed on suspicion of vandalising cars in Newcastle on December the 6th.

Bit harsh.If people are stupid enough to park their car near where Bendtner is doing shooting practice then they deserve all they get.

[1871 Royal]

Don't forget he is one of the best strikers in the world .......................

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... eason.html





















........ according to himself.

[From Despair To Where?]

At least he was unable to drive away before the police turned up this time.

What happened last time?

Are you for real?

Without going into the full details of why Lee Hughes is such a contemptable scumbag, lets just say he did time for death by dangerous driving AND failing to stop. The first charge is bad enough without the compounded insult added by the second.

[soggy biscuit]

he viciously assaulted a man in a hotel in Denmark and kicked him while on the ground - but with no evidence

[FiNeRaIn]

he viciously assaulted a man in a hotel in Denmark and kicked him while on the ground - but with no evidence

Great stuff from ideal

[Silver Fox]

Unlike Spacey, Ideal is not a fan of [great] Danes is he?

[sandman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... ested.html

Darius Henderson arrested after a New Years Day brawl where a man had his Jaw broken..

[Who Moved The Goalposts?]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... ested.html

Darius Henderson arrested after a New Years Day brawl where a man had his Jaw broken..

The reasons behind it are interesting as well if this is to be believed!
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthre ... 14&page=22

[Deadlock]

Bendtner is a complete arse, <list of evil allegedly done by Bendtner>

IMHO he's just a premier league version of Bas Savage.

Hey, that's not fair! Bas is a terrible footballer, but he's never done anything bad off the pitch I'm aware of.

[soggy biscuit]

3rd sexual assault charge made against Titus Bramble

[sandman]

Sounds to me like you've got a serious problem with Bendtner.

[FiNeRaIn]

He's a complete dick, I believe the stories written about him. His attitude is one of the most cringe worthy and embarassing i've seen for quite some time.

The guy has played 152 league games in english football and scored 35 goals, despite the majority of that being a team who create chances by the dozen a game. How can someone so disastrous in front of goal have such a high opinion of himself? Absolute idiot.