MATCHWATCH : Cardiff City (h)

[tidus_mi2]

Performance in the final third has been shocking.

[Snowflake Royal]

Christ alive your life must be dull.

Not at all. I just hand fed a oxf*rd Jaguar.

That doesn’t sound very covid friendly.

(Cool tho)

I didn't argue when she said she had an exemption certificate in her hut.

[Zip]

Very sluggish first half. No tempo and no real threat. We look so lethargic.

[Bristol Paul]

Slow, slow, slow. Need some maybe less talented but more forceful players next year. Mackie good example, not masses of talent but really added a lot to the team. Also Yiadom needs end product, bombs down the wing then stops, passes backwards or generally puts in shit cross. Whole team 4/10 that first half, it can only get better, can’t it?

[CountryRoyal]

We need to have more quality in the final third. Swift needs to come on but it’s a tough one as Ejaria has been our best of the three and Olise and Meite can be dangerous.

Joao would be the obvious with Meite up top on his own. Swift just has to come on though.

[Ascotexgunner]

Swift Swift Swift Swift Swift Swift Swift Swift Swift Swift Swift Swift Swift Swift Swift Swift Swift Swift

[Royal Rother]

Oh well, Joao starts another game.

Prove me wrong man!

He already (very predictably) has. It wasn't hard.

And (very predictably) he has so far been absolutely pathetic.

[Doolittle]

Midfield has been totally anonymous so far. Meite has shown some good movement, Joao might do something with better service and better footwear ! More purpose and belief needed.

[Jinx]

Oh well, Joao starts another game.

Prove me wrong man!

He already (very predictably) has. It wasn't hard.

And (very predictably) he has so far been absolutely pathetic.

Yay the full committee here now. Did you hear Michael Morrison say how Joao is a big influence on the training ground? as opposed to your nonsense about his attitude upsetting the other players. Wonder who I should believe?

[Ascotexgunner]

He already (very predictably) has. It wasn't hard.

And (very predictably) he has so far been absolutely pathetic.

Yay the full committee here now. Did you hear Michael Morrison say how Joao is a big influence on the training ground? as opposed to your nonsense about his attitude upsetting the other players. Wonder who I should believe?

No I left the room for a wee and another tin of cider.
He seemed to cheery and positive.

[Hound]

We’ve been ok. Not really good enough for a team needing to win mind you

Would love a fully fit swift on but he ain’t played for months. Can’t expect too much

[Ascotexgunner]

45 minutes to save the season.........

[Zip]

Michael Morrison not mincing his words saying that Pauno needs to put a rocket up the players. Couldn’t agree more. We miss Swift.We miss Morrison too.

[Royal Rother]

He already (very predictably) has. It wasn't hard.

And (very predictably) he has so far been absolutely pathetic.

Yay the full committee here now. Did you hear Michael Morrison say how Joao is a big influence on the training ground? as opposed to your nonsense about his attitude upsetting the other players. Wonder who I should believe?

A big influence on the training ground? That’s just great.

[SouthDownsRoyal]

45 minutes to save the season.........

100pc

[SouthDownsRoyal]

This game needs ALUKO

[CountryRoyal]

Joao’s done his shoulder again, and I mean in the nicest possible way but that might be a good thing for us. Unlikely he’s going to offer us anything in this run in. Can’t get by on reputation alone.

[Winston Biscuit]

confimred - Joao dislocated shoulder

[Notts Royal]

It’s been OK so far...on the ball we are good but as others have already said, it’s just too slow.

Cardiff are a big physical team but not the quickest...we need to knock them around a lot more.

They’ve obviously done their homework on us as they’ve packed the centre of the park, they know we have no threat out wide so it’s pretty easy for them.

Joao has been dire so far, but hope he’s alright after that

[Zip]

That’s Joao’s season done.