The FA Cup Final Thread

[SLAMMED]

Don't think Chelsea can get much closer

[paultheroyal]

Tyldsley you tit. "why on earth do we not use technology" - erm because the ref assistant got it right.

Beglin, "its in, its in, thats a goal, oh is it?

Twats.

[Jerry St Clair]

What a pair of utter kunts. Linesman is spot on, and they try and cover up for the fact that they're a smug pair of wakners by blithering on about replays.

[Compo's Hat]

Terrible commentary yet again and now they have the cheek to go on about goal line technology!

[parky]

Can Tyldesley and Beglin just fukk off please?

Just realised he hardly commentates, he hardly says "terry to lampard" etc - just bloody spiel of anecdotes and history!

And when he does, he just says the players name

[SLAMMED]

How many times have they hit the woodwork now?

[Jerry St Clair]

Tyldesley: "Even on the replay, my instinct is that it's a goal"

Well, it isn't, Clive. Why don't you just resign now?

[Compo's Hat]

Not quite sure how that's 0-0 at half time!

[Compo's Hat]

5 - Chelsea have already hit the woodwork as many times today (5) as Portsmouth did in the entire 2009/10 PL season.

[Urinal Mint]

Penalty. oxf*rd off Portsmouth

[SLAMMED]

Pompey awarded penalty

[Urinal Mint]

SAVED!

[SLAMMED]

SAVED! What a shit penalty.

[Compo's Hat]

Still not quite certain has this is STILL 0-0

[Urinal Mint]

GET IN!!!

LOL at James. Covering the left and it still goes in.

[Compo's Hat]

Still not quite certain has this is STILL 0-0

Kiss of death!

Chelsea must prefer that woodwork up the other end.

[SLAMMED]

Lampard misses a penalty.

[Compo's Hat]

Rather he misses now than in an England game in the World Cup.

[SLAMMED]

'greed.

[Compo's Hat]

Well, that could of been a lot worse cup final.