The generic transfer thread

[Orion1871]

My sources at Real Madrid tell me Kylian Mbappé has agreed terms on a contract with the club.

Although my sauces at PSG have told me that they have still not given up hope of the Frenchman signing a new contract with them.

[From Despair To Where?]

Obviously Perez has found a couple of sacks of cash down the back of the sofa despite pleading poverty when his Super League went tits up.

[Winston Biscuit]

Mbappe to Real Madrid has been the worst kept secret in football since the start of the year.

Mbappe, Benzema, Vinicius. A quite ludicrous front 3.

[Franchise FC]

Mbappe to Real Madrid has been the worst kept secret in football since the start of the year.

Mbappe, Benzema, Vinicius. A quite ludicrous front 3.

Benzema must be at least 50

[Hendo]

Mbappe to Real Madrid has been the worst kept secret in football since the start of the year.

Mbappe, Benzema, Vinicius. A quite ludicrous front 3.

Benzema must be at least 50

34 year old who has just scored 27 league goals (+11 assists) in 31 games and 15 goals in 11 Champions League games.

Still life in the old dog yet.

[Loafer]

Mbappe to Real Madrid has been the worst kept secret in football since the start of the year.

Mbappe, Benzema, Vinicius. A quite ludicrous front 3.

Benzema must be at least 50

34 year old who has just scored 27 league goals (+11 assists) in 31 games and 15 goals in 11 Champions League games.

Still life in the old dog yet.

He is like a milf from brazzers

Ages well and gives people a good oxf*rd

[Franchise FC]

Mbappe to Real Madrid has been the worst kept secret in football since the start of the year.

Mbappe, Benzema, Vinicius. A quite ludicrous front 3.

Benzema must be at least 50

34 year old who has just scored 27 league goals (+11 assists) in 31 games and 15 goals in 11 Champions League games.

Still life in the old dog yet.

He just seems to have been around for decades

[Winston Biscuit]

Benzema must be at least 50

34 year old who has just scored 27 league goals (+11 assists) in 31 games and 15 goals in 11 Champions League games.

Still life in the old dog yet.

He just seems to have been around for decades

I remember when Lyon were dominating French football in the mid 00's and all the talk was of just how high could their 2 young superstars, Benzema & Ben Arfa, go in football. Once of them at least maximised their talents

[Sanguine]

Mbappe to Real Madrid has been the worst kept secret in football since the start of the year.

Mbappe, Benzema, Vinicius. A quite ludicrous front 3.

Benzema must be at least 50

34 year old who has just scored 27 league goals (+11 assists) in 31 games and 15 goals in 11 Champions League games.

Still life in the old dog yet.

Life and then some. He has had literally the best individual season of his career, at 34 years old. Hadn't gone past 32 goals in a season (all competitions) before - this season he has 44. Best CL total for one campaign prior to this one was 7 goals.

[Orion1871]

My Source at PSG tells me they have offered Mbappé a €300m signing on fee and €100m a year to stay. He will also be able to fire managers and pick signings.

[Winston Biscuit]

Some of the speculative stories around his possible move are mental.

1 or 2 journos said quite a while back that he had already signed a private contract with RM but didn't want to announce it until he had played his last home game as the PSG fans are notorious for booing and abusing their own players and he wanted to avoid all that. I still reckon that's it.

[Orion1871]

Some of the speculative stories around his possible move are mental.

1 or 2 journos said quite a while back that he had already signed a private contract with RM but didn't want to announce it until he had played his last home game as the PSG fans are notorious for booing and abusing their own players and he wanted to avoid all that. I still reckon that's it.

About to announce he is staying with PSG.

[Loafer]

According my source direct from psg backstage staff mbappe is now staying

[Winston Biscuit]

Some of the speculative stories around his possible move are mental.

1 or 2 journos said quite a while back that he had already signed a private contract with RM but didn't want to announce it until he had played his last home game as the PSG fans are notorious for booing and abusing their own players and he wanted to avoid all that. I still reckon that's it.

About to announce he is staying with PSG.

Rdportedly a one off signing fee of €150M and then wages of €100M a year (€770,000 a week after tax etc) for 3 years

[Orion1871]

Some of the speculative stories around his possible move are mental.

1 or 2 journos said quite a while back that he had already signed a private contract with RM but didn't want to announce it until he had played his last home game as the PSG fans are notorious for booing and abusing their own players and he wanted to avoid all that. I still reckon that's it.

About to announce he is staying with PSG.

Rdportedly a one off signing fee of €150M and then wages of €100M a year (€770,000 a week after tax etc) for 3 years

FinanciaLOL faiROFL pLOLay.

[Orion1871]

This is getting better and better.

La Liga report PSG to UEFA and announce their intention to sue PSG.

[Orion1871]

My Sources at PSG say the club are confident they will sign Aurélien Tchouaméni from Monaco for €60m.

Tchouaméni is eager to play for and with new PSG Sporting Director/Manager/Qatari Prince, Kylian Mbappé.

[Winston Biscuit]

Boubacar Kamara to Villa from Marseille for free

[Orion1871]

My Sources at PSG say the club are confident they will sign Aurélien Tchouaméni from Monaco for €60m.

Tchouaméni is eager to play for and with new PSG Sporting Director/Manager/Qatari Prince, Kylian Mbappé.

Source tells me Real Madrid have gazumped PSG and Liverpool for Tchouaméni.

[Winston Biscuit]

Boubacar Kamara to Villa from Marseille for free

Philippe Auclair (french football journo) absolutely raving about this bloke today. Said the French consider him to be one of their big future stars and said French football fans are annoyed and confused at how he has joined a team like Villa rather than one competing at the top and in the Champions League