Halftime entertainment

[Forbury Lion]

Having just watched this halftime show which involved a dog catching a frisby (it's slightly better than it sounds)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/american ... l/47359232
I was wondering what's happened to Mr Woof aka Jake the Dog, Mr Woo and the Helicopters?

Anyone got any suggestions for half time entertainment?

[Old Man Andrews]

I would like a live sex show.

In all seriousness they need to completely get rid of that mug who does the PA at the games, he is extremely unlikeable and annoying. Do a crossbar challenge they are always fun. Talk to local charity or community projects on the pitch, supporter raffles things like that.

[Coppells Lost Coat]

Is it my jaded memory but didn't they do pen shoot outs for Young Royal members every now and then also?

[windermereROYAL]

Go and take a piss, talk for a bit, take another piss, go back to seat. funny how fast 15 minutes goes.

[Old Man Andrews]

Other thing to think about is the more entertainment at half time the less money people are spending buying food and drinks.

[East Grinstead Royal]

That "knock the Carabao cans over" thing would work better if it happened where a few more people could see it. Sticking in off the pitch alienates at least half the stadium .
I think the raffle thing is covered, tbh. At least they make it clear what the winning ticket number is. I'm not sure I'd trust the club to do anything bigger after the Christmas fiasco.
OMA makes a good point about the food / drink revenue. I'd also suggest that if the club added to what is currently provided at half-time, there's a very real risk that it would become the highlight of the day.

[Theroyalbox]

Best half time entertainment I've seen was at Southampton, it was a sort of obstacle course/race around the pitch two blokes and they had to race to score from the peno spot. Remember it being quite funny, that's about all im going to add to this thread.

[Sutekh]

Public dunking of the players in the Loddon after each substandard 1st half performance.