BBC Radio Berks Footy Phone In Fri 12 Jan

[cheeryoleary]

Ollie, you haven't got Royal Lady on have you?

[Forbury Lion]

Doesn't matter who the guest is, Tim will probably still read out my question to Becky.

So, <insert name of guest>... Do you prefer to run on the pitch with a bum bag or a hand bag?

[M4 Junction 11]

Perhaps one of the players who got their debut at the Burnley game and/or one of the wags who got to meet Prince Edward's wife earlier in the day.

[Forbury Lion]

Adam Federici's story sounds interesting, apparantley he spent a year sleeping on Sonko's sofa.

[Silver Fox]

You'd have thought Sonks would have woken him up?

[M4 Junction 11]

Adam Federici's story sounds interesting, apparantley he spent a year sleeping on Sonko's sofa.

He's 6'2" so Sonks must have a big one!

[cheeryoleary]

Adam Federici's story sounds interesting, apparantley he spent a year sleeping on Sonko's sofa.

He's 6'2" so Sonks must have a big one!

Racist

[M4 Junction 11]

[MartinRdg]

Racist - it may be white leather!

[Forbury Lion]

Racist - it may be white leather!

Homophobe - it may be pink with tassles round the bottom

[Mr Angry]

Today was a special day; DFS DIDN'T have a sale on.

[Barry the bird boggler]

So there's no guest tomorrow then?

[Royal Lady]

Well, I did offer if they were stuck. I could have told my dog joke as well. Oh well. Their loss!

[AthleticoSpizz]

RL, just in case (and before cheeryoleary gets there first)

During these days of "The Campaign for Real Beauty", have you ever considered a career in advertising skin products?

As an anagram of your name is "Lardy Olay"

[Royal Lady]

RL, just in case (and before cheeryoleary gets there first)

During these days of "The Campaign for Real Beauty", have you ever considered a career in advertising skin products?

As an anagram of your name is "Lardy Olay"

That's a very apt name for me, given the greasiness of my skin and the current size of me. Thank you!

[AthleticoSpizz]

What shampoo do you use?

[Royal Lady]

Pantene 2 in 1 usually. Mind you, if I answer these questions on here, they won't ask me onto their show to answer them. Therefore, I refuse to answer any more questions, unless it's Ollie asking what time I can get to the BBC in Cavers!!

[AthleticoSpizz]

I'm sure that whether the guest be yourself, or just some minion from the playing staff, it will all be pretty seamless in the question & answer department tomorrow.

[Trendy]

What shampoo do you use?

Whatever it is, it isn't Herbal Essence

[cheeryoleary]

Royal Lady,

I've noticed that Glo is a bit partial to 42 year old wannabe bushman - Ray 'legend' Mears, however I believe that you stand a better chance.

In fact, I suggest that you should 'get in there' and 'fill your boots' as remarkably, an anagram of your name is LAY OLD RAY

Cheers then
Cheery