Friday Sportsweek 07 03

[TFF]

Right Andy, time to step up to the plate.

We need someone from the management team on who can tell us why Lita has gone on loan to Charlton when since Christmas he is the only one of our strikers who has demonstrated (albeit in the reserves) that he knows where the goal is.

None of this "match fitness" rubbish either - the real reason. Please.

Thanks.

[Royal Lady]

Like they're going to tell us! Good try though. I sense that they're finding it harder and harder to find anyone from the club to appear on this programme nowadays.

[BBC Radio Berkshire]

Don't worry, requests were made as soon as Lita's loan was announced.

Realistically, we may have to make do with Steve Coppell and John Madejski's recorded thoughts on Lita.

Confirmed to take your questions and comments is Ulisses de la Cruz. The club are not putting any first teamers up for interview the night before the game.

Andy

[RG30]

De La Cruz = LEGEND

[cheeryoleary]

DLC,

What's the best thing about living in Winnersh?

Would you like to sponsor me? http://www.justgiving.com/boardfreegoodwood

What do you think of second rate BBC hacks who can't spell your name correctly?

As you full name is Ulises Hernán de la Cruz Bernoid, can we call you Bernard?

What's your favorite Cruz? Penelope, Tom, or Two weeks in the Mediteranian.

Cheers
Cheery

[Forbury Lion]

Ulisses
Do you see yourself moving on next season to get more games or would you be happy to stay on if required to fight for your place?
Regards
Steve Coppell



Uleeysees
Does it annoy you when people spell your name wrong?
Regards
Larry the lamb lover, Bagshot


Ulyses
I read that there's an area of Ecuador which has produced more international footballers per square foot than anywhere else in the world, presumably all Ecuadorian internationals. Why is this and do you think Reading FC should send a scout out there?
Regards
Brian McDermot

[Dirk Gently]

Ulises

How is the Funde Crus going these days? What else have you been able to build in the village? Is there anything else that Reading fans can do to support this?

DG

[RG30]

Ulises,

Your goal against Sheffield United was my favourite goal of last season. Had your scored a goal before that and if so, had you scored a better one?

[Forbury Lion]

Imagine in five to ten years time, when you've retired from football you get a call asking you to take part in a short club competition for retired pro's...... Which team would you opt to represent, Aston Villa, Reading or someone else.

[BBC Radio Berkshire]

Thanks as ever Cheery...I've never been described as second-rate on a forum before.

[Forbury Lion]

Thanks as ever Cheery...I've never been described as second-rate on a forum before.

I've seen you described as third-rate on Anything Else if that counts.

[cheeryoleary]

That's me being polite...... I need to keep you sweet as I'm gonna be knocking on your door soon for some press coverage for BoardFree Goodwood.





Yay! Dave's got the site updated: http://www.boardfree.co.uk/pushforchange/goodwood.htm

[BBC Radio Berkshire]

I'm faintly disappointed to see your real name is Keith...but I dare say we can get you on the radio closer to August to hewlp you raise more dough. Email me some details and your phone number when you get a chance (andy.stevenson@bbc.co.uk)

[Barry the bird boggler]

Why were you named Ulysses? Did your parents think Odysseus just sounded a bit silly and so went for the latin version?

What's it like being a UN ambassador, bet there are no other UN ambassadors still playing football!

[Royal Lady]

I'm faintly disappointed to see your real name is Keith...but I dare say we can get you on the radio closer to August to hewlp you raise more dough. Email me some details and your phone number when you get a chance (andy.stevenson@bbc.co.uk)

Keith Cheery murked by Andy stevenson!

[cheeryoleary]

Keith Cheery murked by Andy stevenson!

To be fair, I too have an irrational hatred of people called Keith.

[Royal Lady]

That Ben bloke looks nice.

[cheeryoleary]

DLC,

Did you know that an anagram of THE ROYALS ARE STAYING UP is GREAAT PLAYERS SHO UNITY?




Cheers then
Cheery

[cheeryoleary]

DLC,

Did you know that an anagram of THE ROYALS ARE'NT STAYING UP is ANNGER AT YOU SHITT PLAYERS?




Cheers then
Cheery

[Royal Lady]

Excellent!