Leory Lita

[ellpryjon]

A medical at Real Madrid ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leroy_Lita

[Hugo Boss]

LOL @ Place of birth!!

[Bacon Double Cheese]

Somebody has been a bit mischievous, or should that be mischeesevous?

EDIT: Cheese references now removed from his Wiki entry making the above comment appear somewhat bizarre

[wickedwhispers]

Just about to sign for Leicester City.

[floyd__streete]

Lita is set to retire from Professional football. Rumour had it that he had been constantly reading his wikipedia page and learned from his agent that interest from Real Madrid was false. Subsequently he know believes that he is not being taken seriously in the world of football and will announce his retirement in the near future.

[Row Z Royal]

Leroy has denied any link to him returning to Reading to work in the Megastore.

[weybridgewanderer]

I heard Leroy was in discussion with paul raymond, a lucrative contract that would give him prime time showing every saturday evening

[Rev Algenon Stickleback H]

Now a free agent Lita has decided to start a new career as Agent 00000 with the organisation MFI, where his speciality will be to spy on clubs Brighton and Charlton infiltrating their ranks and wiping both clubs out of existance.

[SLAMMED]

After retiring from football, Lita returned to Bristol and nutted any bad ass mo fo that looked at him

[Barry the bird boggler]

Lita is actually currently in talks with Middlesbrough.

[Mr Optimist]

With Tuncay, Alves and Mido all likely to be on their way they do have a vacancy for an over hyped ineffective striker....

[Thomas L'Heureux]

With Tuncay, Alves and Mido all likely to be on their way they do have a vacancy for an over hyped ineffective striker....

Aliadiere still fills that void quite well.

[Mr Optimist]

That is very true but presumably with the Championship's 46 game marathon season they will need some ineffective cover!

or someone ineffective to play off the ineffective Aliadiere....

[AbovetheI]

Kids and grown ups love it so.

[Gordons Cumming]

He was even ineffective in a non competitive testimonial match.

..........and I really think he was trying.

[Thomas L'Heureux]

That is very true but presumably with the Championship's 46 game marathon season they will need some ineffective cover!

or someone ineffective to play off the ineffective Aliadiere....

Maybe the two combined could form one of the most ineffective strike-forces going?

To be fair to Tuncay, he did notch a few goals and always gave his all. And Mido isn't too shabby when it comes to eating burgers as well.