why isnt the chelsea game sold out?!

[sam158_uk]

cant believe its not sold out. when we played them in the premiership it was impossible to get tickets! why have we only sold 16,000?

[Royal Monk]

Because only 16,000 people want to go ?

[Deathy]

Because it's a pointless friendly and waste of our money. It's not like we have a bog signing to go and see either, is it?

[Ian Royal]

Because we've played them plenty of times in the last few seasons and pre-seaon friendlies are just not big draws. 16k-18k is very good for a friendly.

The only reason to go is to watch Chelsea. If you actualy want to see Reading you're going to wait a week and go to Forest for a game that means something.

[CMRoyal]

Because it's a pointless friendly and waste of our money. It's not like we have a bog signing to go and see either, is it?

You missed a really enjoyable game. I guess a day sunbathing on the beach, or watching the cricket or maybe having a BBQ were preferable to you..?

[Ian Royal]

Because it's a pointless friendly and waste of our money. It's not like we have a bog signing to go and see either, is it?

You missed a really enjoyable game. I guess a day sunbathing on the beach, or watching the cricket or maybe having a BBQ were preferable to you..?

Spending £3.10 on a egg and bacon bagette and can of coke was preferable to spending £35 on a train ticket, £15 - 25 quid on a match ticket, £3.80 on a cheese burger and £7 on two pints. Plus losing my entire day.

[Alan Partridge]

We had our first pre season game today, that and you couldnt' pay me enough money to go to a game that chelsea are playing, 4500 retards in the south stand, some of football's most odious characters in their line up and it's a friendly. Nah you're alright ta.

[CMRoyal]

Because it's a pointless friendly and waste of our money. It's not like we have a bog signing to go and see either, is it?

You missed a really enjoyable game. I guess a day sunbathing on the beach, or watching the cricket or maybe having a BBQ were preferable to you..?

Spending £3.10 on a egg and bacon bagette and can of coke was preferable to spending £35 on a train ticket, £15 - 25 quid on a match ticket, £3.80 on a cheese burger and £7 on two pints. Plus losing my entire day.

Yeah, the cost of travel's a bugbear with me too. But I'm a tightass, I eat and drink before leaving for the match. It's not an Arctic expedition - I can go five hours without sustenance.

[SHORT AND CURLY]

We had our first pre season game today, that and you couldnt' pay me enough money to go to a game that chelsea are playing, 4500 retards in the south stand, some of football's most odious characters in their line up and it's a friendly. Nah you're alright ta.

Spot on!

[Terminal Boardom]

Pre season friendlies are rank. I refuse to waste my hard earned on them.

[SHORT AND CURLY]

What Chelsea fans in the Reading end as well

[Deathy]

Because it's a pointless friendly and waste of our money. It's not like we have a bog signing to go and see either, is it?

You missed a really enjoyable game. I guess a day sunbathing on the beach, or watching the cricket or maybe having a BBQ were preferable to you..?

Well actually your mother and I had a lovely afternoon.

[CMRoyal]

Because it's a pointless friendly and waste of our money. It's not like we have a bog signing to go and see either, is it?

You missed a really enjoyable game. I guess a day sunbathing on the beach, or watching the cricket or maybe having a BBQ were preferable to you..?

Well actually your mother and I had a lovely afternoon.

Well, each to their own - if indoor bowls with the over-70s is your bag, who am I to judge?

[Terminal Boardom]

Well, each to their own - if indoor bowls with the over-70s is your bag, who am I to judge?

This ^^^ is one of the funniest and most witty come backs I have read in ages.

[Deathy]

Well actually your mother and I had a lovely afternoon.

Well, each to their own - if indoor bowls with the over-70s is your bag, who am I to judge?

Don't knock it, she still has quite a grip!

[AthleticoSpizz]

Although to be fair there were more retards in the reading end and they were soooooooooooooooo quiet.

lol they were by and largely Chelsea fans

so where do THE Chelsea fans actually live then Ww?

[Ian Royal]

You missed a really enjoyable game. I guess a day sunbathing on the beach, or watching the cricket or maybe having a BBQ were preferable to you..?

Spending £3.10 on a egg and bacon bagette and can of coke was preferable to spending £35 on a train ticket, £15 - 25 quid on a match ticket, £3.80 on a cheese burger and £7 on two pints. Plus losing my entire day.

Yeah, the cost of travel's a bugbear with me too. But I'm a tightass, I eat and drink before leaving for the match. It's not an Arctic expedition - I can go five hours without sustenance.

Close to 8 and a half hours (for me) without eating is not my idea of a nice time. Besides, food and beer is negligible next to the rest of it. Could be worse. It was £100 a game for me in the prem.

[AthleticoSpizz]

wait until you have kids Ian

£££££££££ gone

[Ian Royal]

wait until you have kids Ian

£££££££££ gone

That's why I'm going to kidnap and rape them. You don't have to pay then.



(Crikey I'm in a frighteningly strange mood tonight! I'm really not going to do that)

[AthleticoSpizz]

wait until you have kids Ian

£££££££££ gone

That's why I'm going to kidnap and rape them. You don't have to pay then.



(Crikey I'm in a frighteningly strange mood tonight! I'm really not going to do that)

you'll regret that in the morning

True tho'


£100 per game is not far wide of the mark for the total family package

Even Mr Mad does not have the brass neck to demand our attendance these days