Do footballers rape more people than any other profession?

[Ups and Downs]

Proportionately, do professional footballers rape more women than any other profession?

Leaving aside the fact that they are obviously easy targets for drunk young girls who want to make a name for themselves, they must be. With truck drivers and dentists bringing up the 2nd and 3rd places.

[Extended-Phenotype]

I'd say soldiers are number 1.

Welsh people number 2, but that's not a profession. Not one that anybody wants to be involved in, anyway.

[Ups and Downs]

Proportionately though. There's lots of soldiers out there, certainly more than footballers.

[Royal With Cheese]

Where does that leave Phil Stant?

[AthleticoSpizz]

Where does that leave Phil Stant?

Welsh

[Ups and Downs]

I heard Sheffield Utd, we're going to do a tribute to Ched Evans twice in today's game. Anyone know if it went ahead?

Poor sexy Ched. He just had so much love to give.

[leon]

I think they probably do. Dentists though are a strong second. The nonces.

[Ups and Downs]

Thats probably right. Ever since truckers have had their mileage and hours logged automatically it's made raping a little bit more tricky.

[Kitsondinho]

I heard Sheffield Utd, we're going to do a tribute to Ched Evans twice in today's game. Anyone know if it went ahead?

Poor sexy Ched. He just had so much love to give.

It was planned for 9th and 35th min, but several of my mates who were at the game said it didn't happen.

[Avon Royal]

Proportionately, do professional footballers rape more women than any other profession?

Leaving aside the fact that they are obviously easy targets for drunk young girls who want to make a name for themselves, they must be. With truck drivers and dentists bringing up the 2nd and 3rd places.

Taxi drivers are in the top three.

[Stuka]

Catholic Priests must be in the upper echelons.

[Man Friday]

Catholic Priests must be in the upper echelons.

Thought it was compulsory.

[Royal With Cheese]

Catholic Priests must be in the upper echelons.

Thought it was compulsory.

Not compusary, just strongly encouraged.

[Extended-Phenotype]

It doesn’t count though, as it’s God’s Work.

At the very least, it's His fault for making children so FIT.

[MmmMonsterMunch]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... urism.html

[stealthpapes]

Trying to find Dirk's wage post, this part of the board is full of some absolute gems.

[LWJ]

Stockbrokers have to be up there surely

[Forbury Lion]

Most rapists don't reveal their profession to their victims, footballers are generally easily identified, particularly if they have their name and number on the back of their shirt.

The fact that most/all professional footballers are male, does probably skew the stats slightly if you are, for example taking a rapist % of footballers and comparing it to a rapist % of accountants. The same rule probably applies to priests and peados - allow women priests and the % of peados will probably go down.

[LWJ]

Very sexist view there Forbes.

Woman are rapists and paedos too.

[Brosef Stalin]

Women are not rapists.

Is this a technical thing or the same thing as 'blacks and chingalings can't be racist'