by Forbury Lion »
15 Jun 2016 13:33
15 Jun 2016 13:33
Reminds me of a story overheard on the football bus, A Reading local was up in court so a bloke in the bar (The Maidens, I think) says he's a freemason and will teach him the special signs to use to get the judge to let him off in return for buying him beers all night.
The guy goes to court and he's doing all the special winks and nods to the judge as he was taught during the hearing and then the judge stops things threatens to charge him for conspiracy or something if he doesn't stop. Turns out the bloke wasn't a free mason but just saw an opportunity to get free drinks and made all the moves up and to cap it all off, I think the guy lost his case.