Having lavatory attendants at the gents at the Mad Stad

Cripple Creek · by **Cripple Creek** » 01 Aug 2008 06:49

Quite seriously would it be possible to have lavatory attendants at the Mad Stad for the gents (probably unnecessary for the ladies)? It would probably discourage people from slashing everywhere except the urinals and make sure the queues move smoothly without any fuss. They would probably only be needed at half-time and if they were asylum seekers we could probably pay them a very low wage.

Jerry St Clair · by **Jerry St Clair** » 01 Aug 2008 08:42

I certainly believe that the opportunity to purchase a splash of CK One for a quid at half time would significantly improve my matchday experience.

Geekins · by **Geekins** » 01 Aug 2008 10:43

Jerry St Clair wrote:I certainly believe that the opportunity to purchase a splash of CK One for a quid at half time would significantly improve my matchday experience.

Why would you want that piss sprayed on you?

RG1 Export · by **RG1 Export** » 01 Aug 2008 12:16

Can you really not go to the toilet without assistance?