LOL @ John Oster

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LOL @ John Oster

by crossie » 11 Apr 2009 12:43

Couldn't find this anywhere else, but dodd me if you have to.
The Sun wrote:A MARRIED footballer has been arrested over a claim he and a pal sexually attacked a teenager.
John Oster, 30, and Paul Wethers went to the girl’s home after a night out in London’s West End.

The ex-Everton and Sunderland star allegedly groped the 19-year-old. Wethers, in his 30s, is accused of having sex with her against her will.

Police are investigating whether the men planned to “roast” the student — a term used by footballers who have group sex with a woman.

The alleged attack is said to have happened at 2am at the girl’s parents’ home in East London. Wales international Oster, now at Crystal Palace, and Wethers were nicked hours later.

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Re: LOL @ John Oster

by Rex » 11 Apr 2009 12:48

At least he's admitted to never playing for us.

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Re: LOL @ John Oster

by rfcjoe » 11 Apr 2009 12:49

royalexile wrote:At least he's admitted to never playing for us.
well I wouldn't say he played for us tbh.

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Re: LOL @ John Oster

by chilipepper91 » 11 Apr 2009 12:57

rfcjoe wrote:
royalexile wrote:At least he's admitted to never playing for us.
well I wouldn't say he played for us tbh.
Certainly never "roasted" any man he tried to take on anyway.

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Re: LOL @ John Oster

by Rex » 11 Apr 2009 13:24

Probably a wayward pass towards a woman and lost in translation.

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Re: LOL @ John Oster

by AlexY25 » 11 Apr 2009 13:43

LOL.

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Re: LOL @ John Oster

by Rex » 11 Apr 2009 14:17

OOO Johnny Roaster, OOO Johnny Roaster.

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by Royal Monk » 11 Apr 2009 19:05

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by leon » 11 Apr 2009 21:57

Royal Monk wrote:Image
sexual assault really is LOL

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Re: LOL @ John Oster

by rg6royal » 12 Apr 2009 08:41

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: LOL @ John Oster

by crossie » 12 Apr 2009 13:47

voyeur wrote:
crossie wrote:Couldn't find this anywhere else, but dodd me if you have to.
The Sun wrote:A MARRIED footballer has been arrested over a claim he and a pal sexually attacked a teenager.
John Oster, 30, and Paul Wethers went to the girl’s home after a night out in London’s West End.

The ex-Everton and Sunderland star allegedly groped the 19-year-old. Wethers, in his 30s, is accused of having sex with her against her will.

Police are investigating whether the men planned to “roast” the student — a term used by footballers who have group sex with a woman.

The alleged attack is said to have happened at 2am at the girl’s parents’ home in East London. Wales international Oster, now at Crystal Palace, and Wethers were nicked hours later.
Hilarious, well done
You really are a cock.

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Re: LOL @ John Oster

by crossie » 12 Apr 2009 19:29

voyeur wrote:
crossie wrote:You really are a cock.
Brilliant repartee, I am glad you care. Have you got any other little gems for us to laugh at? A murder perhaps?
Yeah, I think you need to get a grip. Do you really think I'm laughing at what he did? Condoning his actions? Of course i'm not, It was a simple "look at this idiot" post. Everyone can see that :|

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Re: LOL @ John Oster

by crossie » 12 Apr 2009 19:47

voyeur wrote:Oh dear!
Oh, I know!

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Re: LOL @ John Oster

by Big Ern » 14 Apr 2009 20:54

voyeur wrote:
crossie wrote:You really are a cock.
Brilliant repartee, I am glad you care. Have you got any other little gems for us to laugh at? A murder perhaps?

But lets face it....it is true

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Re: LOL @ John Oster

by Schards#2 » 14 Apr 2009 21:42

Big Ern wrote:
voyeur wrote:
crossie wrote:You really are a cock.
Brilliant repartee, I am glad you care. Have you got any other little gems for us to laugh at? A murder perhaps?

But lets face it....it is true
+1

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Re: LOL @ John Oster

by SLAMMED » 15 Apr 2009 00:54

chilipepper91 wrote:
rfcjoe wrote:
royalexile wrote:At least he's admitted to never playing for us.
well I wouldn't say he played for us tbh.
Certainly never "roasted" any man he tried to take on anyway.
LOL!

He's realised he cant be a good footballer, so he's gone for the rebel footballer.

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Re: LOL @ John Oster

by boy1985 » 15 Apr 2009 08:32

crossie wrote:Couldn't find this anywhere else, but dodd me if you have to.
The Sun wrote:A MARRIED footballer has been arrested over a claim he and a pal sexually attacked a teenager.
John Oster, 30, and Paul Wethers went to the girl’s home after a night out in London’s West End.

The ex-Everton and Sunderland star allegedly groped the 19-year-old. Wethers, in his 30s, is accused of having sex with her against her will.

Police are investigating whether the men planned to “roast” the student — a term used by footballers who have group sex with a woman.

The alleged attack is said to have happened at 2am at the girl’s parents’ home in East London. Wales international Oster, now at Crystal Palace, and Wethers were nicked hours later.
LOL

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