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[NR_Royal]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading_F. ... on_2009-10

Who the hell wrote the first paragraph?

"Reading Football Club will play the 2009–10 season in the Football League Championship, having lost 3-0 on aggregate to now Premier League side Burnley in the Championship playoff semi-final. Reading do not have a manager, as of May 2009. Reading will play ex-European sides, both from the North-East, Newcastle United, Second Round of the UEFA Cup 2006-07 & Middlesbrough, UEFA Cup Runner-Up 2005-06. Reading will not play any of their main rivals, again, there nearest rivals are: Bristol City, Cardiff City & Queen's Park Rangers, however Reading could play Swindon Town, Wycombe Wanderers, Southampton or/and MK Dons from League One as well as West Ham United, Fulham and/or Portsmouth from the Premier League, next season."

[Mary Hinge]

I am sorry (unless you have never read wikipedia before) what is the matter with the first paragraph (but then i am drunk)

[Sun Tzu]

I am sorry (unless you have never read wikipedia before) what is the matter with the first paragraph (but then i am drunk)

Apart from the fact that it was clearly written by someone with no knowledge of football, probably with English as their second or third language and is full of the sort of 'facts' that are so mind numbingly obvious that putting them in an article represents a total waste of time for both the writer and the reader ?

[weybridgewanderer]

I am sorry (unless you have never read wikipedia before) what is the matter with the first paragraph (but then i am drunk)

Apart from the fact that it was clearly written by someone with no knowledge of football, probably with English as their second or third language and is full of the sort of 'facts' that are so mind numbingly obvious that putting them in an article represents a total waste of time for both the writer and the reader ?

sounds like one of snowballs posts

[Royal With Cheese]

I am sorry (unless you have never read wikipedia before) what is the matter with the first paragraph (but then i am drunk)

Apart from the fact that it was clearly written by someone with no knowledge of football, probably with English as their second or third language and is full of the sort of 'facts' that are so mind numbingly obvious that putting them in an article represents a total waste of time for both the writer and the reader ?

sounds like one of snowballs posts

Nah, no incorrect percentages in it and WAY to short.

[Thaumagurist*]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading_F.C._season_2009-10

Who the hell wrote the first paragraph?

"Reading Football Club will play the 2009–10 season in the Football League Championship, having lost 3-0 on aggregate to now Premier League side Burnley in the Championship playoff semi-final. Reading do not have a manager, as of May 2009. Reading will play ex-European sides, both from the North-East, Newcastle United, Second Round of the UEFA Cup 2006-07 & Middlesbrough, UEFA Cup Runner-Up 2005-06. Reading will not play any of their main rivals, again, there nearest rivals are: Bristol City, Cardiff City & Queen's Park Rangers, however Reading could play Swindon Town, Wycombe Wanderers, Southampton or/and MK Dons from League One as well as West Ham United, Fulham and/or Portsmouth from the Premier League, next season."

That's speculation, not a fact.

[Sun Tzu]

That's speculation, not a fact.

Rubbish, it is a FACT that we could play any of them.

Speculation would be that we WILL play them.

[Harpers So Solid Crew]

nah that sounds wrong, there is a possibility we might play anyone, but it is fact that we will play all the teams in our league, plus whoever we have got in the milk cup.