All time Premier League record

[soggy biscuit]

Because football didn't exist before the premier league

Man Utd - 1409 points - +726 goal diff
Arsenal - 1236 points - +532 goal diff
Chelsea - 1181 points - +415 goal diff
Liverp'l - 1161 points - +436 goal diff
A. Villa - 939 points - +64 goal diff
N'castle - 906 points - +107 goal diff
Spurs - 885 points - -8 goal diff

[Ian Royal]

Because football didn't exist before the premier league

Man Utd - 1409 points - +726 goal diff
Arsenal - 1236 points - +532 goal diff
Chelsea - 1181 points - +415 goal diff
Liverp'l - 1161 points - +436 goal diff
A. Villa - 939 points - +64 goal diff
N'castle - 906 points - +107 goal diff
Spurs - 885 points - -8 goal diff

How do we feature?

[SLAMMED]

Reading - 91 points - -20 goal diff

[Ian Royal]

Reading - 91 points - -20 goal diff

I could have worked that out myself in all of 5 minutes. Wanna put that in context at the bottom of the table?

[SLAMMED]

Man Utd - 1409 points - +726 goal diff
Arsenal - 1236 points - +532 goal diff
Chelsea - 1181 points - +415 goal diff
Liverp'l - 1161 points - +436 goal diff
A. Villa - 939 points - +64 goal diff
N'castle - 906 points - +107 goal diff
Spurs - 885 points - -8 goal diff
Reading - 91 points - -20 goal diff

[Ian Royal]

Man Utd - 1409 points - +726 goal diff
Arsenal - 1236 points - +532 goal diff
Chelsea - 1181 points - +415 goal diff
Liverp'l - 1161 points - +436 goal diff
A. Villa - 939 points - +64 goal diff
N'castle - 906 points - +107 goal diff
Spurs - 885 points - -8 goal diff
Reading - 91 points - -20 goal diff

Your funniest post ever.

[SLAMMED]

I try

[Alan Partridge]

Early contender for POTY to be fair....and from Slammed

genuine chuckle.

[No Fixed Abode]

I must have seen the prem table from the last decade which had

Utd top
Chelsea 2nd
Arsenal 3rd
Liverpool 4th

[Row Z Royal]

Man Utd - 1409 points - +726 goal diff
Arsenal - 1236 points - +532 goal diff
Chelsea - 1181 points - +415 goal diff
Liverp'l - 1161 points - +436 goal diff
A. Villa - 939 points - +64 goal diff
N'castle - 906 points - +107 goal diff
Spurs - 885 points - -8 goal diff
Reading - 91 points - -20 goal diff

LOL Fair play.

[Maguire]

annoyed that I laughed at that

[TheMaraudingDog]

I must be the only one that can't understand why that's not funny?

[Arch]

annoyed that I laughed at that

You're getting so middle aged lately.

[1960]

The Guardian did the same thing, but over the last 10 years. Reading came in at a creditable 26th place.

[TBM]

I must be the only one that can't understand why that's not funny?

So if you cant understand that its not funny - does that mean you think its funny?

[TheMaraudingDog]

OK, I f*cked that one up. Why is it funny??

[handbags_harris]

It's your sense of humour failure after your team's humiliating defeat at the weekend. Nothing's funny after humiliating defeats. Reading fans have a lot of experience of that.

[willz_royal]

someone explain it

[Arch]

someone explain it

Honestly, it was funny as it unfolded. You had to be there. I found it extremely comic at the time, but at 24 hours remove it's nothing. Timing is everything in comedy, I guess.