New campaign

[LWJ]

I read this here;
http://www.independentmillwall.com/phpB ... =1&t=97581
Their site is here;
http://www.susd.vitalfootball.co.uk/for ... y-view.asp

Its about safe standing areas for those to lazy to look

[Silver Fox]

So it's not really a new campaign then?

[AF2]

Its about safe standing areas for those to lazy to look

[Royal Lady]

I might start a new campaign - STOP PICKING ON WOMEN AND CHECKING THEIR HANDBAGS YOU MISERABLE STEWARD BARSTEWARDS.

Or something like that.

EVERY fecking week they have a good old nose in my handbag. Do they stop any men and search them or their pockets. NO. I'm nearly 50 years old ffs - do I LOOK as though I'm going to start a fight with a group of away fans or throw something onto the pitch at a ref?

It's sexist and if stewards randomly searched loads of blokes, I'd not have such a problem with it, but I've never seen our stewards search any male fans in East Stand entrance.

[Winchester Royal]

I might start a new campaign - STOP PICKING ON WOMEN AND CHECKING THEIR HANDBAGS YOU MISERABLE STEWARD BARSTEWARDS.

Or something like that.

EVERY fecking week they have a good old nose in my handbag. Do they stop any men and search them or their pockets. NO. I'm nearly 50 years old ffs - do I LOOK as though I'm going to start a fight with a group of away fans or throw something onto the pitch at a ref?

It's sexist and if stewards randomly searched loads of blokes, I'd not have such a problem with it, but I've never seen our stewards search any male fans in East Stand entrance.

Try putting your stuff in your pockets then?

[Sarah Star]

I always like to stick something vaguely suspicious in my handbag, just so they don't feel their time has been wasted. My favourite so far is a hot meat pie wrapped up in a carrier bag, but I'm open to better suggestions.

[Winchester Royal]

I always like to stick something vaguely suspicious in my handbag, just so they don't feel their time has been wasted. My favourite so far is a hot meat pie wrapped up in a carrier bag, but I'm open to better suggestions.

A small hedgehog.

[Royal Lady]

I might start a new campaign - STOP PICKING ON WOMEN AND CHECKING THEIR HANDBAGS YOU MISERABLE STEWARD BARSTEWARDS.

Or something like that.

EVERY fecking week they have a good old nose in my handbag. Do they stop any men and search them or their pockets. NO. I'm nearly 50 years old ffs - do I LOOK as though I'm going to start a fight with a group of away fans or throw something onto the pitch at a ref?

It's sexist and if stewards randomly searched loads of blokes, I'd not have such a problem with it, but I've never seen our stewards search any male fans in East Stand entrance.

Try putting your stuff in your pockets then?

I do that sometimes now, depending on what coat I'm wearing. I'm going to sail through tonight with a brick in my pocket.

[Winchester Royal]

I might start a new campaign - STOP PICKING ON WOMEN AND CHECKING THEIR HANDBAGS YOU MISERABLE STEWARD BARSTEWARDS.

Or something like that.

EVERY fecking week they have a good old nose in my handbag. Do they stop any men and search them or their pockets. NO. I'm nearly 50 years old ffs - do I LOOK as though I'm going to start a fight with a group of away fans or throw something onto the pitch at a ref?

It's sexist and if stewards randomly searched loads of blokes, I'd not have such a problem with it, but I've never seen our stewards search any male fans in East Stand entrance.

Try putting your stuff in your pockets then?

I do that sometimes now, depending on what coat I'm wearing. I'm going to sail through tonight with a brick in my pocket.

Try the hedgehog in the handbag trick.

They won't know what's hit them.

[Rex]

RL wear a hip flask.

[Sarah Star]

One of my mates brings a flask of tea/coffee laced with various liquers. Apparently, you could smell the brandy for several rows above and below.

[Gloria Gooner]

Never have my bag checked in the North stand. Usually pop to M&S on the station before the game and a couple of times I've had bottles of wine in my shopping, Last week for all 3 games I had a screwdriver in my bag.

[Rex]

Never have my bag checked in the North stand. Usually pop to M&S on the station before the game and a couple of times I've had bottles of wine in my shopping, Last week for all 3 games I had a screwdriver in my bag.

It's better to use a corkscrew TBH.

[Royal Lady]

Never have my bag checked in the North stand. Usually pop to M&S on the station before the game and a couple of times I've had bottles of wine in my shopping, Last week for all 3 games I had a screwdriver in my bag.

It's better to use a corkscrew TBH.

I can only assume, in that case, that Sarah and I look like a couple of hooligans.

[Gloria Gooner]

Never have my bag checked in the North stand. Usually pop to M&S on the station before the game and a couple of times I've had bottles of wine in my shopping, Last week for all 3 games I had a screwdriver in my bag.

It's better to use a corkscrew TBH.

I meant the cocktail of course.

[Ian Royal]

I might start a new campaign - STOP PICKING ON WOMEN AND CHECKING THEIR HANDBAGS YOU MISERABLE STEWARD BARSTEWARDS.

Or something like that.

EVERY fecking week they have a good old nose in my handbag. Do they stop any men and search them or their pockets. NO. I'm nearly 50 years old ffs - do I LOOK as though I'm going to start a fight with a group of away fans or throw something onto the pitch at a ref?

It's sexist and if stewards randomly searched loads of blokes, I'd not have such a problem with it, but I've never seen our stewards search any male fans in East Stand entrance.

LOL. I take a bag when I go usually, and it's always searched. But it's always mega halfhearted. The guy didn't even ask me to open it last time. Just stick an enormous dildo on top of the stuff in your handbag. I bet they stop searching and give it back straight away!

[Maquisard]

I might start a new campaign - STOP PICKING ON WOMEN AND CHECKING THEIR HANDBAGS YOU MISERABLE STEWARD BARSTEWARDS.

Or something like that.

EVERY fecking week they have a good old nose in my handbag. Do they stop any men and search them or their pockets. NO. I'm nearly 50 years old ffs - do I LOOK as though I'm going to start a fight with a group of away fans or throw something onto the pitch at a ref?

It's sexist and if stewards randomly searched loads of blokes, I'd not have such a problem with it, but I've never seen our stewards search any male fans in East Stand entrance.

LOL. I take a bag when I go usually, and it's always searched. But it's always mega halfhearted. The guy didn't even ask me to open it last time. Just stick an enormous dildo on top of the stuff in your handbag. I bet they stop searching and give it back straight away!

Just as long as you don't get it muddled with the hedgehog later...

[Ian Royal]

hedgehog?

[Harpers So Solid Crew]

hedgehog?

Better than a rabbit by all accounts, small pricks, but plenty of them

[Sarah Star]

Didn't have my handbag searched at all this game. Could have smuggled a large hedgehog in had I wanted to.